The toilet seat cover is by far in “the most need of improvement” out of all products on the market. If some dude invented a water purifier for cats…surly we can invent a toilet seat cover that actually stays on the toilet. The journey begins by reaching in that stupid box, and grabbing like 20 when 1 will do. Then you have to tear apart the sides because the flap is still stuck to the cover but you end up tearing the whole cover (I’m awful at arts & crafts). If by some miracle you are still successful and you put it on the toilet then the flap absorbs too much water and the whole cover ends up in the toilet before you sit down. It’s like a perfect storm that has you almost shitting your pants. Am I doing this all wrong? Was there a day in preschool that I missed where they taught people how to do this? This is a problem in America that needs to be addressed. Screw the economic crisis, have McCain and Obama debate this!!
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Haha I like the picture you used. That girl is silly.
Wrong, all wrong. You take a lighter and a can of Lysol in with you and purify the seat with the cleansing power of fire.
That or just hoard your shit like a grizzled gold prospector and wait to offload your freight when you get home.
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