Free Baller Problem

There needs to be some legislation passed stopping old man ass in the men's gym locker room. Every time I go in there, I have to prep myself for a potentially awful sight. Its always old people dropping their pants and walking around the locker room likes its their own goddamn bathroom. I don't even think these guys work out, they go specifically to the locker room so they can "show off their goods." I usually go into the locker room minding my own business quickly changing my shoes and BOOM out of no where there is a pale white hairy droopy ass right in my face without as much as a warning!! It would be great if I could get a courtesy call saying old naked man coming in 3...2...1. It would be a lot like those little trucks in front of a wide-load truck on the highway warning everyone what is about to come. I need this warning to soften the blow of what my eyes are about to experience. There needs to be proper locker room etiquette which is a quick change of clothes so that the free ballin is limited to no more than 20 seconds. None of this naked walking around, doing everything but putting clothes on. I've seen it all including; naked shaving ( Of course not the back or chest even though thats the part that needs it the most), naked exercising, and even naked standing around for no good reason. Its time to put an end to this free ballin problem.