Why I Hate New York

New York can kiss my ass. The city and the state both suck. I am so sick of people giving mad props to the pile of crap that is New York. As an urban planning student, all I hear about is how great New York is and how LA is hell blah blah blah. Really? LA is crappy huh? then why are there 10 million people living here with miles of pristine beaches, great weather, and a lot of wealth? LA is the economic driver to California’s sixth largest economy in the world. People would say that LA doesn't have good public transportation and you need a car to get around. How is that bad? By not taking public transportation I don’t have to hear the bum next to me talk about how much he loves string cheese and then proceed to take a shit in the corner of the subway. Life is much more pleasant in the comfort of your own car. Other LA haters would say, LA has too much traffic…oh yeah because NY has absolutely none. People live in a fantasy world where they think people freely roam hassle free in the streets of New York. All cities have traffic!! Additionally, all sports teams suck in New York. The Yankees just signed comedian Billy Crystal…how good can they be? The Knicks are terrible, and the Mets choked hard on their way to the playoffs last year. In the wake of the Governor of NY having to step down for banging a prostitute (a very hot one at that..have you seen her pictures…damn!). This whole story goes to show nothing good comes out of New York. California has Arnold for a Governor who doesn't need to pay to have an affair. He can get any girl he wants for free!! I say let New York think they are far superior, but in reality they are no better than the excrement the bum left on the subway.