Penguins Suck

  Booo to Penguins!

Penguins are shitty birds! I’m getting sick of everyone loving these things. Has anyone even touched a penguin? I’ve never seen so many people love something they don’t really know much about. I used to have no problems with penguins, but since I cannot find people who hate penguins, I’ve taken upon myself to hate them. The things have been featured in so many movies lately its insane. The March of the Penguins, then the Farce of the Penguins, followed by the animated film Happy Feet which has transformed Penguins into super stars. However I prefer to think of penguins in the movie Batman Returns where the main villain was a penguin who looked disgusting just like regular penguins. We don’t know the kind of activities these birds engage in. Most people think of a penguin as a happy go lucky bird that dances on ice. (which is just as gay as a figure skater) They may not be nice at all, and actually steal from one another. There may be a racist penguin or a raping penguin. Do we really want to love a species that engages in raping and pillaging…I think not! What makes the feathered piece of shits so special anyway? They don’t know how to walk but rather waddle around, like a fat person in line for the Cesar Palace Buffet. Sure, they can swim fast but who cares when you live in snow and ice? WHO DOES THAT?? (Maybe the Eskimos, but they don’t count, I do however like their Klondike bars) I know no other normal species that is crazy enough to walk and swim on ice. Anyone who does that is no friend of mine. We as a society need to foucs our attention on Beavers! They are the new species of the future! They actually do shit like build dams and swim in normal temperature waters. Although unknown why they build a dam, it is known its KICKASS! They are always crazy busy doing more important things than those stupid birds up north. Oregon has got it right, they love those beavers, now we must get the whole nation to adopt the beavers as the new cool animal. Ice the Penguin with a damn Beaver!!!



Picks of the Week
College Football( 11/29-12/1)

BC over Virginia Tech

LSU over Tennessee

USC over UCLA
Oregon State over Oregon

BYU over SDSU

West Virginia over Pittsburgh

Oklahoma over Missouri

Arizona State over Arizona

Hawaii over Washington



NFL (Week 13)

Cowboys over Packers

Chargers over Chiefs

Titans over Texans

Colts over Jags

Redskins over Bills

Panthers over 49ers

Vikings over Lions

Fins over Jets

Rams over Falcons

Seahawks over Eagles

Cards over Browns

Broncos over Raiders

Giants over Bears

Saints over Bucks

Steelers over Bengals

Patriots over Ravens