Not Such a "Small" World After All

Booo to the following…

Fat People at Disneyland

Its official, fat people outweigh skinny people as the majority in America. 65 % of Americans are considered overweight. With more and more people overweight, I may have to marry a fat chick. If so, I’m going to be pissed! Just this past week a new story came out in the LA Times saying that the Small World attraction at Disneyland had to close down in order to make the water deeper because the boats have been bottoming out. There are certain spots on the attraction where the boats get stuck and Disneyland has to kick the fat asses off. Disneyland claims the boats are getting old and that is why it is getting stuck. We all know the real reason is the big fat fatties. This is getting to be a serious problem in America. Being fat creates adverse health damages like diabetes. Furthermore, it creates damage to society having to see, sit next to, and smell these fatties. The rest of the world has an image of America as just huge disgusting people. America needs an image of Switzerland or Norway, where everyone thinks the chicks are hot. I’ve got an even bigger problem with Disneyland because they are perpetuating the notion that it is ok to be fat in society. Why do you think you see so many fat asses at this place? I would say 70% of the visitors are fat enough to get kicked off “Small World.” People at Disneyland come there thinking no one cares what they look like and Mickey Mouse loves everyone the same. I SAY NAY! Fat people need to realize they are still fat even in the gates of Disneyland. Instead of making up a lame excuse as to why “small world” needs to be repaired, Disney should flat out say, “we have to close because your fat asses are stopping the ride”. They will never do that though, they know they make most of their money off the fat class. The fatties love their huge turkey drumsticks. What are we servs in Medieval times? What kind of people are we, where we don’t even need plates but rather inhale a whole turkey. Disneyland should cut the foreplay and inject fat into their visitors’ veins. It sure would save a lot of turkey. Its time to discriminate against the fat people and make them feel unwelcome in society. These people can change and Disneyland needs to help by keeping the ride open with a sign, ”NO FAT PEOPLE”

Lakers not getting Kevin Garnett

Lakers are an average 4-3 and the Celtics are a League Best 7-0 in the first three weeks of the season. I know I said last week how well the Lakers are playing but that is with the notion that the Lakers do not have much talent. Over the off season, the two teams, Kevin Garnett wanted to go to were the Boston Celtics or the Los Angeles Lakers. Boston was willing to give pretty much their entire roster except Paul Pierce and Ray Allen to the Minnesota Timberwolves. Lakers on the other hand did not want to give up any of their players. The Lakers really messed up here. Kevin Garnett is an outstanding teammate. He has been paying for his whole team to go to Patriots games, and providing spending sprees when they played pre-seasons games in London. Coming to Boston, Garnett flat out said that the Celtics were Paul Pierce’s team and he was along for the ride. Kevin Garnett would have been a great addition to the Lakers’ line up as a cohesive glue to bridge the differences the team had. To get a great player and an even greater person in Kevin Garnett, the Lakers should have been doing whatever it took and giving up as many players as they could for Garnett. Lakers GM Mitch Kupchick is clearly wanting to save his players for the future. However, in the sports world it is, “what have you done for me lately” and the Lakers haven’t done shit.

Now For the Picks of the Week….(Be sure to tell me what a dumb shit I am)
College Football (11/15-11/17)
Oregon over Arizona
Hawaii over Nevada
Michigan over Ohio State
Florida over Florida Atlantic
Connecticut over Syracuse
Missouri over Kansas State
Georgia over Kentucky
LSU over Mississippi
Wisconsin over Minnesota
Cincinnati over West Virginia
BC over Clemson
Oklahoma over Texas Tech

NFL (Week 11)
Browns over Ravens
Jags over Chargers
Eagles over Fins
Vikings over Raiders
Packers over Panthers
Giants over Lions
Bucks over Falcons
Saints over Texans
Cards over Bengals
Steelers over Jets
Seahawks over Bears
Rams over 49ers
Cowboys over Redskins
Patriots over Bills