Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness

As my thousands of readers already know (by thousands, I mean all 5 of you) I tend to be a tad negative in my blogs. I think it’s time to switch it up and tell you about the one great thing in life. It’s something so extraordinary that it makes one think there really is a god. It has literally changed how I view the world. Ladies and Gentleman, I’m in love and it’s with foam soap. I challenge anyone to come up with something more amazing than a soap dispenser that extracts lathered soapy goodness. I know it’s hard to believe, but there was a time in my life where I would foolishly accept the notion that if I was to wash my hands it would be with liquid or even powdered soap. Well those days can be put to bed now because I will not accept anything short of a white foamy discharge. Just like always remembering that first kiss, I will never forget the first time I encountered foam soap. Once I pushed down on that dispenser and a cloud-like foam substance appeared, it was love at first sight. A very sad but true fact about me is my mood is directly affected by what type of soap is in the bathroom. The difference between liquid and foam soap is night and day. Liquid does not lather well and gets stuck in between my fingers making it difficult to wash off, thus pissing me off when I walk out of the bathroom with soap residue still intact. However on the other side of the equation, I could be having the worst day imaginable such as ordering a 10-piece chicken Mcnugget meal and only getting 9 Mcnuggets, but once I get my hands on that foamy goodness, my problems will wash away as fast as the soap. Foam soap is just so reasonable and efficient much like President Obama. In other words, we need change now and it starts with foam soap.